All I wanna do is form a punk rap band, and make music and hit the road.
Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s
That kinda sounds like me at McDonald’s, and Wendy’s, and Arby’s. He’s right. Fresh, they’re an orgasm. No fucks.
(Source: lindsaybluth, via lifesjustugh)
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
^^ exactly like that. That’s a pretty damn good way to request such a thing from me.
(Source: paarasytes, via sex-like-a-nympho)
Bonus Hack: Stop blaming the friend zone for a girl not liking you.
Really good advice in my opinion.